Girl: "Am I pretty?"

Boy: "No."

Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"

Boy: "No."

Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"

Boy: "No."

Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"

Boy: "No."

She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."